The Knife And Fork Degree

I do not attend the meetings, for I have not the time to spare,

But every time they have a feast, you will surely find me there!

I can not help with the degrees, for I do not know the work,

But I can applaud the speakers, and handle a knife and fork!

I'm so rusty in the ritual, that it seems like Greek to me,

But practice has made me perfect, in the knife and fork degree!

(Please don't let this be you!)

The Working Tools of the 6:30 Degree